Today, my wife and I watched a documentary film about a kid living with severe asthma. In one scene, the kid has a severe asthma attack, and is rushed to hospital. My wife started laughing hysterically at this and after apologising, says "It's just he sounded exactly like you in bed." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, I had a panic attack because my wife yelped at me. What did I say that made her yell? I told her that I had just been diagnosed with a panic disorder that's triggered by people yelling at me. FML
Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML
Today, my husband compared me to his parents' dog. Why? Because when I sleep, I fart and scare myself awake. Just like his parents' dog. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML
Today, we got back from our second honeymoon and went to pick the kids up from my mom's. Surprisingly, they were both sat quietly watching TV. Half jokingly, I asked my mom what her secret was. Without even a guilty pause she told me, "Benadryl for chesty coughs in their juice. You're welcome." FML
Today, I finally reached the age where me just being alive annoys my wife. She asked me during a movie if I “have to breathe like that because it’s so damn annoying.” FML
Today, I was talking to my parents when all of a sudden my dad started freaking out and asking my mom how I got this really bad allergy on my face. My mom just laughed, and then I had to explain to him that it was just my acne. The worst part is that he was dead serious the whole time. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Fawq37 0
im a big fan of people who write first when they weren't even first haha good work #2
bitterpill1 0
wow #2 go to hell we can all see that your NOT 1st... and even if you were no one gives a ****. hahahahhahahaha YDI for climaxing like an asthma attack
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (108)
PakiPakiPaki 0
Lollercoaster, this is pure hilarity.
xerao 0
Some people make weird sounds during sex, but sounding like an asthma attack usually means something's wrong. Regardless, the wife could've been a bit less stinging, eh?
AkihiroHattori5 0
Ow, pwnd by your wife!
couragewolf9001 0
She's a keeper. At least you know she'll be honest with you.
couragewolf9001 0
Honest women are hard to find these days. She's a keeper. PROTIP: lern2breathe
dudewithface 0
There's an easy solution: wear a muzzle.
Sucks2beYouxD 0
...... Sorry, but I laughed too!! xDDD Hahahahhaa~!!!
waxstigmata 0
34-why? why would you be so blatanly stupid, you make Americans look bad. and, thats kind awsomley funny OP
ShoutLauren 0
You spelled apologizing wrong.
stfuminjakid 0
Your new nickname should be Darth Vader