Today, I was in a college band rehearsal when I got a call, saying, "Your car was just hit by a tree!" I said, "Yeah, right!" and hung up on her. Minutes later, the band manager walked in and told me that my car was totaled. I then went and stood in the rain to watch a tree get cut off my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML
Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
Today, it was a VERY windy day. A tree blew over and landed on my car, obliterating the windows, and totalling it. I only bought it yesterday. FML
Today, there was an earthquake. Good news: the only damage was a tree fell on some loser's car. Bad news: that loser was me. FML
Today, I walked home and found a massive branch had fallen into my parking space. My first thought, "Thank God my car wasn't hit!" My second thought, "Where's my car?" FML
Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, I was driving behind a tall truck when it drove through some overhanging branches. Suddenly, a huge branch fell on top of my car, leaving it scratched all over and with several dents in the roof. FML
Today, I was driving home, when a truck overtook me. Two of the Christmas trees it was carrying fell off straight into my bumper. The car behind me pulled over, but instead of seeing if I was okay, he just went to see whether or not either of the trees was in good enough shape to take home. FML
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Gwyndion 9
How did THIS get through? The exact same thing was posted a couple of days ago. Now call me a skeptic but I'd say the odds of 2 FML users having their car totalled by a tree at a college band rehearsal are fairly tiny, add to that the exact same wording...
broken_chaos 0
Tha trees be attackin'!! Run fer yer lives!!!
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Comments (43)
omgnowayhaha 0
yeah fyl but that was a really lame deliverance. it was not amusing or even well written and it made you sound like a dick.
tronner 0
So the fact you were at band camp has what to do with the tree falling on your car?
coldplaylive2003 0
really poorly written fml
blue_eyed 0
YDI for being in a college band! Tarded nerd
your_face 15
YDI for answering your phone at band practice!!
xAy3x 0
YDI for being not only a band queer but a college band queer and a snobby one at that
mgm13 0
You go to CMU, dont you?
littlegirl12_fml 0
This isnt funny! none of these are funny anymore..
darkangel47 0
ydi for not listening
alvinshen 10
in soviet Russia trees crash into u!!! srry that's a bad 1