Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML
Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I fell down a flight of stairs at college. I was taken to hospital with a fractured ankle and had to call my parents to drive me home. They constantly made passive-aggressive remarks on the way home, because I'd "totally ruined" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight. FML
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
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warturtle 14
I used to be like you once, until I took a stair to the knee.
Savner 16
At least she took you to the hospital right then. My mom made me go a week with a broken arm once..
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Comments (85)
herh1996 6
Your Mom's a bitch dude
CobraLazerFace 21
No they live in Spain, she probably thought he was flopping.
Bobskittens1 12
Same thing happened to me on my 13th birthday when I broke my wrist. It was super swollen but my parents didn't think it was broken and refused to apologize for telling me to stop complaining about the pain even when they found out my wrist was broken. SMH parents...
blvcklvnd69 14
**** dat bitch mane * in tyrone voice*
RoboCunnilingus 23
I hope you mean ex-mom, because you deserve better. Kidding, op, but really, sometimes we're more grown than our parents.
Elfkid21 19
wow.. Mom of the year right there.
olpally 33
What a horrible mother. I hope she breaks her leg and then you can say the same thing. Bitch.
catsmeow123 11
Parents like this have to be forbidden to have kids!
HeartOfLead 24
*sarcasm (for those with a broken meter)* Maybe your mom is just used to you falling down the stairs, I mean, once you know the doctor on a first name basis, I think it's time to childproof the stairs!
HeartOfLead 24
Sounds like you need LifeAlert, OP...
sk3p71k 13
Bitch