Today, I had yet another debilitating migraine that kept me awake. In the middle of the night, I heard an owl hooting. Thinking it was cool, I moved closer to the open window to hear better. After a few minutes, I realized it was actually my new neighbor having loud sex. My aunt moved in next door. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard an owl near my house. I got excited, as they are not common in the area, and I listened intently to try and locate the source of the sound. After a few minutes, I realized I was not listening to an owl, but to my mother's sex noises. FML
Today, I couldn't fall asleep till 3am and was woken approximately every hour or so. Why? I found out my new upstairs neighbors have a very active love life. She's a screamer. FML
Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I had always thought my bedroom wall was soundproof, because my old neighbours never complained about my loud night terrors. Turns out they were just stone deaf. The new ones can hear everything. FML
Today, for the second week in a row, I woke up to the sound of my awful upstairs neighbors having sex between the hours of 1 and 3 AM. Their bed is so noisy, and earplugs barely help. At this point, based on the rhythm of their bed squeaking, I can tell when they're about to finish, and I hate it. FML
Today, I moved into my brand new apartment, only to discover that there is an annoying, constant hum coming from the ceiling above my bed. FML
Today, I live on the second floor and my neighbor from below banged on my door, telling me I sounded like a giant elephant and needed to learn to be quiet. I was eating ice cream in bed. I also live alone. FML
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Top comments
Coland 19
Your aunt seems like a real night owl.
idk_rose 25
This is awkward...
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Comments (56)
kaylae22 13
My bf heard his sister do it several times and when he said something she got pissed at him since his room was above hers
fabulousfiasco 12
Imitrex.
ThrottleJockey 36
Your aunt has some nice hooters.
CrassKal 27
A lotta layers to this fml.
JustinJK 21
That's what I was thinking. so much going on!
Dexter83_fml 17
That is so hoot !
WingedLovely27 20
Is her name Lysa Arryn, by chance?
worldclassrager 41
Who are you to judge? Sex is a real hoot
thebadguy85 10
This is an FML within an FML within an FML. FMLception.
ulissey_fml 22
That memory will aunt your nights forever...
MSCCG 16
Try ibuprofen ?