Today, my grad student husband was unusually frisky in the middle of the day. I took the opportunity and we had an enjoyable afternoon romp. Afterward, I asked him what had gotten him in such a good mood. He replied, "I'd do just about anything to get out of doing my homework." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my husband I was horny and wanted to get it on. He agreed but first he had to finish the chapter he was reading, watch his show on Netflix, argue with strangers on Facebook, then do his workout. He had the nerve to cop an attitude when I was no longer in the mood. FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, after several grueling weeks at the gym, my moribund sex drive suddenly kicked into high gear. All I want is for my husband to fuck me senseless, but he's now convinced I'm just trying to butter him up before dropping a bombshell. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML
Today, I went to my colleague’s apartment so we could talk about a project for work over dinner. One thing led to another and the sexual tension we couldn’t unleash at work for months got to the best of us. It was the best sex I ever had and I want to come back for more. I just wish I didn’t have a wife at home. FML
Today, I came back from a week-long vacation, to find my fiance had cleaned the house top to bottom, and finished three projects he was constantly putting off. I was over the moon, until he said, "Yeah, when you're not nagging me all day, I can actually get shit done. Crazy, huh?" FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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Johnaldo 3
At least you're more fun than homework...
kaijapapaya 0
meh, don't take it personally. instead, have some school teacher role-play sex. he's been pretty naughty for not doing his homework, right? ;)
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Comments (46)
cbr600_fml 0
so maybe u should spice things up in the bedroom so he will want to have sex more often
omfgitsbug 0
I love your tattoo
candace1988 0
That's cute. I'm sure he was only being silly. op is to hard on the spouse.
oldenuff2party 3
yea
gigilvrs6 0
LOL I love that word "romp". At least he gave you some that's better than nothing.
Cinn_fml 23
From the sounds of it, you had a good time. So what should it matter what the excuse is?
kaijapapaya 0
agreed
RedPillSucks 33
Some excuses are better than others, Cinn. If he had said "I was thinking of your mother", I think that would matter, yes? In fact, it would be worse if that was the best sex they'd ever had.
5t3ff1k4h 47
25/Cinn, & 30/RPS: I agree with both of you, so this is kind of a complicated answer. I agree that it shouldn't matter that he was just trying to get out of homework, because they did in fact have a good time. At least he was honest. He could have denied everything and said "I'm always like this, honey" or just said something to the effect of "nothing...". At the same time, I can see RPS' point. If it was anything other than skipping homework duties, (apart from a few minor exceptions) then there would be a problem.
Cinn_fml 23
Ok, RedPill, I hadn't thought of excuses like that. So I'm going to revise my point and agree fully with Steph. So long as it's a harmless excuse such as what the boyfriend gave, there is no issue. However if it was something slightly, er, worrying like "I was thinking of your mother" then yes, that would be an issue.
jackie201075 0
wow..hurtfull....lol
jon7688 7
I wish my boyfriend thought that way
kyouka 8
haha that's awesome, best laugh I've had all day
varkey 7
wow, this is what you get for marrying a kid still in school