Today, I can remember dozens of serial killers, their victims, the way they killed, the length of their prison sentences, and anything else about them, but nothing related to my upcoming science test. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML
Today, I had the worst day of my life. I'd studied science for the whole damn night, only to realize the next morning that it's a math exam. FML
Today, I have to take a midterm, which is worth a large part of my grade. All our teacher has taught us so far is how to roast s'mores over a Bunsen burner, and how to make gummy bears explode. Our test is on kinetics. FML
Today, after having spent all of last night studying for an algebra test, I find out that the test was on a completely different chapter of my textbook. FML
Today, my true crime addiction is so bad, when I read an FML about someone's dissociative personality disorder, I immediately thought they were lying and just preparing a good 'not guilty' defense because they planned to murder someone. FML
Today, in exams to become a funeral director, my full name was used as the example of the deceased in a few questions. Actually, 22 questions. FML
Today, I was in my psychology class taking the hardest test ever. After I spent most of the period trying to fill in the few answers that I knew, I looked up to see everyone with their notebooks on their desks. It was an open-note test. FML
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
Today, I was watching a crime drama with my parents. During a tense moment, I casually said, "Oh, I know how to hide a body." They both stared at me in horror, and I had to explain that I meant from watching too many true crime videos on YouTube, not from actual experience. FML
Today, I got a big math test back. Good news: I can connect abstract ideas beyond what was taught. Bad news: I can’t do simple math, such as 30/-5. I failed. FML
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Cosimo Del Savio Colombo 1
How many people you know who can name every serial killer who ever existed in a row? Put 'em in chronological order beginning with Jack the Ripper Name the time and place from the body the bag the zipper Location of the woods where the body was dragged and then dumped The trunk that they were stuffed in the model the make the plate And which model which lake they found her and how they attacked the victim Say which murder weapon was used to do what in which one? Which knife and which gun, what kid what wife and which nun? Don't stop I like this it's fun, the ******' night's just begun
KagamineRinny 14
You made a quiz in poetry form. I wish all quizzes were like that
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DanaeZee 18
Your future might not be in science...but perhaps we'll hear from you. O.o Police reports, News...warnings... (I am already a fan, no need to visit me!)
Bearsmomma 30
As someone else mentioned. We remember things that interest us. The rest we have to force to nenory and even still struggle to remember.
izzajaneful 24
You don't ask a fish to climb a tree. Focus on what you're good at. High school science grades will mean very little after you graduate.
cumminsncope 4
It's good to see where your true priorities lie.