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Today, I found out that my paper about World War 2 has led my teacher to believe that I hate Jews. I wrote my paper about the technological advances made during the war, and made no mention of Jews. She and I are both Jewish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, and for the past 13 months, I've been living in the States. I've been called a Nazi, asked if we have electricity in Germany, and been made fun of the way I speak with my "German accent", the list goes on. I'm not even German, I'm Danish. FML
Today, my social studies teacher thought it would be a great idea to have a casual debate about Margaret Thatcher and her legacy. Within 10 minutes, the entire class was yelling, screaming, throwing stuff at each other. I got hit in the face with a binder. FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, my music students began a lively debate about whether or not a music stand would make a good weapon for the zombie apocalypse. What am I teaching them? FML
Today, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. FML
Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML
Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
Today, at work, I jumped under my desk in fear of a nuclear missile attack when the firestation next us let out its new awareness siren. I think I'm going insane. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being "too morally ambiguous". I work at a bagel shop and had told a customer that I was indifferent towards cream cheese. FML
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Bogrbon 27
Was the paper celebratory of German advances in medical technology? I mean, they learned a lot of things , but their methods were ****** up on a level that defies human decency.
tounces7 28
While it's 100% true that their methods were ****** up, that doesn't mean writing a paper about scientific advancements made as a result of them means you hate Jews. The reality is, a LOT of scientific advancements have been made through ****** up methods, and a lot have been made as a result of war, too.
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RichardPencil 32
That's no defense -- some of the worst anti-Semites are Jews. Karl Marx is a famous example. I really have to wonder about this "paper," Adolf.
Zoeueaoiuw 2
wtf is your problem man, stop calling names. You know nothing about their paper or who they are as a person. You sound more like a communist fascist yourself by all your arbitrary labeling
RichardPencil 32
First, you are a huge hypocrite about name-calling and labeling. And second, you are really bad at it. Communism and fascism are very different so combining the two is so nonsensical, your "sticks and stones" are like feathers and marshmallows. It'd be like calling someone an "authoritarian anarchist" or a "celibate ****." Up your game, you scintillating r-word.
Kraths 16
How the hell does this relate to the posting. The OP clearly stated that it never mentioned Jews, just the technological advancements made by Germans. Advancements that led to the creation of the jet engine, rocketry (Something that also led to NASA and the moon landings), guided weapons, night vision, long range missiles, nuclear weapons, helicopters, stealth bombers, airborne troops, cruise missiles, and several other things were all created by or heavily researched by Nazi Germany, all of which is why humans made it the moon, Perseverance is on Mars, and the catalyst for the America's emergence as a superpower. In addition, nearly all the prejudice people I've ever met are Americans.
RichardPencil 32
You don't know what's in the paper, either. Until we know that, we can't tell whether the teacher was nuts or on to something.
Bogrbon 27
Was the paper celebratory of German advances in medical technology? I mean, they learned a lot of things , but their methods were ****** up on a level that defies human decency.
tounces7 28
While it's 100% true that their methods were ****** up, that doesn't mean writing a paper about scientific advancements made as a result of them means you hate Jews. The reality is, a LOT of scientific advancements have been made through ****** up methods, and a lot have been made as a result of war, too.
Dark_Lord_Mr_B 5
Got a link to the essay? I did a paper on Antisemitism so can probably give a relatively unbiased read over.