Today, I had my first date with a cute older guy. What started as a perfect night ended in tears when we ran into my mom at the drugstore while he was buying us beer and condoms. She gave him a verbal lashing of a lifetime and told him my real age, 17. I'd told him I was 22. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, the guy I met on Tinder texted me about our date tomorrow. He seemed nervous. I come to find out his mom overheard us talking on the phone and wants to meet me. I said OK, that’s not big deal. That’s when he told me that he’s actually 17. I now hate myself because I’m 26. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I had a horrible date with this guy I’ve been seeing. He wanted me to give it up, but I wasn’t ready, so he dumped me on the spot. I went home crying to my mother and her response was, “Stop being such a prude! What are you? Ten? Grow the fuck up!” Thanks mom. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML
Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML
Today, my mom came home unusually early from work and walked in on me hooking up with a guy. What made it more embarrassing is the fact that I’m 19 and my hookup is 52. FML
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Ghostrui 31
Please don't do this again, you can get the other person into a whole lot of legal trouble and completely ruin their life.
Anderling 33
From a legal standpoint, this is statutory rape, and your lie could have gotten that guy a lifelong criminal record. Never, EVER do that again.
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[Insert a name] 2
If I were that man, I would be thanking your mother profusely for saving me from potential statutory rape charges (assuming she understands that the man was lied to and agrees to not press charges). Also, I have absolutely no pity for you on this one.
Crowned Sataness 12
what the actual **** is wrong with you? if she goes to the police, he will go to jail. plenty of men have had their lives ruined because of stupid little children like you, trying to play grown. you are nowhere near where you should be for your age and not ready to be having sex
mccuish 25
Are you trying to ruin someone’s life. That is statutory rape. You almost sent someone to jail
D J's MOM 17
no one else has mentioned that aside from you being legal or not, a BIG issue here is that it was a FIRST DATE!. even if you didn't get caught or were of legal age to begin with, he wouldn't have stayed with you long because you're being a cheap ho. have some respect for yourself.
Karmarocks946 9
Holy crap. Thank god he ran into your mom. At best, you were horribly misleading the man. At worst, you would have been ruining his life and tricking him into committing statutory rape depending on the age of consent where you live