Today, I had a horrible date with this guy I’ve been seeing. He wanted me to give it up, but I wasn’t ready, so he dumped me on the spot. I went home crying to my mother and her response was, “Stop being such a prude! What are you? Ten? Grow the fuck up!” Thanks mom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my first date with a cute older guy. What started as a perfect night ended in tears when we ran into my mom at the drugstore while he was buying us beer and condoms. She gave him a verbal lashing of a lifetime and told him my real age, 17. I'd told him I was 22. FML
Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML
Today, after an hour of crying over a guy I like, I put on some Adele and sang along. My mom quickly took notice and came to give me advice, which was to "get over it" because he doesn't want me, and that "masturbation beats relationships hands down." Gee, thanks mom. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom, but she decided I was “unsuitable.” I hoped he’d be on my side. Nope, he just accepted her word as law, broke up with me, and pushed me outside. He'd driven me there, so I had to find a bus in a city I’ve never been to, in the dark, without a coat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me that we could keep dating, but he doesn’t see a future with me because I’m not a good submissive woman like his mother. His mother who’s been married four times for cheating on all her husbands. Yeah, good woman indeed. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend for cheating on me and he actually asked if we weren’t dating could we still have sex, as a FWB type of thing. I blame his mother, she must have done something to screw him up, there’s no way idiocy like his occurs naturally. FML
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Top comments
Bonniibiik 6
It’s okay to have higher standards than other women, your mother included. The one for you will see your value and know waiting it worth it. Anticipation makes sex better anyway.
weirdncrazy 25
Just given away my virginity to the girl i love last monday. I’m 25 years old and I’m glad I waited :). Was a wonderful experience
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Bonniibiik 6
It’s okay to have higher standards than other women, your mother included. The one for you will see your value and know waiting it worth it. Anticipation makes sex better anyway.
weirdncrazy 25
Just given away my virginity to the girl i love last monday. I’m 25 years old and I’m glad I waited :). Was a wonderful experience
RichardPencil 32
You probably missed out on an excellent future with a fine quality human being.
wiisushebe 14
It’s sarcasm
Chazzster 32
Facts of life as I see them (others may see them differently and that’s OK): (1) Nobody gets to force anyone to have sex with them if the other person isn’t willing. But, (2) The primary purpose of dating is usually to find a person you can have a long term and intimate relationship with - And for most people that ultimately includes sexual contact. You don’t buy a car without driving it and you don’t get married or live together without a sexual relationship unless both are asexual. It’s not necessarily strange or even unreasonable if after going with you for what he though was an appropriate time, your boyfriend ended the relationship when it wasn’t going to go where he wanted to go. So, I see some of both sides. Nobody gets to force you to do what you don’t want to do. But nobody gets to force your ex to continue a sexless relationship either. Not all relationships are destined to last. When the relationship won’t meet both people’s needs and values and you try to make it work but it won’t work, then it’s time to move on.
diraven 15
Don't you know every mom dreams their daughter will be an 11-year-old ****?
princess_stabitty 20
Nah, mom obviously screwed her own life by putting up way too soon, and now wanst you to just have your life screwed just like her.