blind_date
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Todd is fine, and you?
Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the third person. Seriously. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Rachel thought this was funny
allmidnighteyes 11
Alan agrees with Rachel, and also just favorited this FML. Alan doesn't believe your life is ******.
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redbluegreen 41
Rachel thought this was funny
tgd4444 9
hahahaha. it is funny Doha college FTW
zrjones 0
"You know...Jimmy is pretty sweet on you." "Oh yeah!. Jimmy's been watching you....you're just Jimmy's type." "Jimmy's new in town. Jimmy doesn't really know anyone." "Jimmy would like to get to know you."
cthulhu1138 1
Tom agrees
Peroxide 3
LOL zrjones Jimmy holds grudges...Jimmy's gonna get u Kramer!!!!
elfako 0
@44 ASD FTW!!!!! DC BLOWS
CynicComedian 2
Oh yeah, Jimmy was in the zone!
fosizzlemynizzlE 0
OP: thanks for putting "Seriously" at the end of that statement, because if you didn't, I might not have believed you.
evangldbrg 0
So you went on a date with the Rock? Was it over dinner and did he cook? If so, did you SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?
tgd4444 9
@ 68 ASD is filled with douches
elfako 0
@108 cant argue with you there to be honest. DC still blows though
DuhthatsObvious 0
I see what you did thar
Darling_Cherry 5
That's the guy who took the bread out of Jimmy's mouth!
Finnboghi 0
Timmy agrees with 77. I wouldn't have believed you if you hadn't said it. Seriously.
redbluegreen 41
srsly u guise
iSpaceShuttle 0
lmaoo ; Ariel Likes Zains Exotic name (: Ariels Jelouse Of Zains name D;
redbluegreen 41
Rachel is happy she started this. :D
TheOptimist 0
zrjones wins so much.
tannarox 0
tanna is jealous of ariel's beautiful name :o
angeluv_2014 22
Jimmy likes you
allmidnighteyes 11
Alan agrees with Rachel, and also just favorited this FML. Alan doesn't believe your life is ******.
redbluegreen 41
Rachel thinks that's a good idea.
null_fml 11
Rick agrees wholeheartedly.
LlaGriotte 25
Markus agrees wih you guys.
melifebeaverage 0
Amy agrees wholeheartedly. She favorited it, too.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Serenity agrees what you guys said. Serenity favorited it too.
8trickster8 0
You're all nuts.
DangerousBabee 0
Keyaira also agrees. keyaira also thinks this FML is funny.
Zombierella 2
Xaxa likes this FML but she thinks theres nothing wrong with it
gtdoll 0
gaby agrees. gaby also favorites this FML. gaby laughs. gaby high fives alan. gaby giggles.
Alicia_Raven7 0
Alicia favorites this. Alicia agrees with everyone.
sammehsaurus 0
Sammi agrees with all of this. Sammi is also starting to enjoy speaking in third person. Ohh shit haha.
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
Aisling also agrees. Sorry for Aisling's name, she's Irish. It's pronounced Ash like from a fire and '-ling' like 'pulling'. Aisling hates her name.
oogyboogy 6
POOOOOP
iScarli 0
Scarlett laughs because you got buried. HA HA HA
Sholloway 0
Lindsay likes this FML. She feels sorry for Aisling.
glassisass 0
yall are retared. 1 and 2... its kinda funny because it took me some time to get what the hell yall were doing,
allmidnighteyes 11
Alan thinks glassisass should eat a dickburger, complete with dickcheese and dicksauce.
redbluegreen 41
Rachel says, "DICKPWNED!"
soonersbaby21 0
Angela thinks glassiass is the retard for not understanding what was going on. Also, Angela thinks Rachel is amazing for starting this. :)
Unlucky_Gun 0
#6 Tyler wants to know why you aren't talking in 3rd person m. And why did you call them retarded if you couldn't figure out what they were doing?
levicki 0
Daniel laughs at this FML.
AshleighNason 24
Ashleigh laughs too
allmidnighteyes 11
Alan accepts Alan's challenge. Although, he wonders if we at least get to hit up the saloon to get proper drunk before the duel?
levicki 0
I like fires
allmidnighteyes 11
I see you like your drinks how you like your women (12 years old and mixed with coke ;D). My treat still. Free rounds for everybody!
redbluegreen 41
Am I invited to this?
redbluegreen 41
Nice to leave me out Alan. I feel the love.