blind_date
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Todd is fine, and you?
Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the third person. Seriously. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Rachel thought this was funny
allmidnighteyes 11
Alan agrees with Rachel, and also just favorited this FML. Alan doesn't believe your life is ******.
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Sherlock_Holmes_fml 0
Sherlock agrees with all if you... elementary
sirfuzzitoes 0
Jimmy likes Elaine.
Kristoffer 35
YDI for dating Bob Dole.
jw90 18
Today I went on a blind date with this really pretty girl. Trying to be funny I talked myself through the whole thing in third person. Her reaction...posting it on FML.com.FML
Tizianaj 0
One of my many mottoes: Never trust anyone who speaks of themselves in the third person, unless they are doing it for ironic effect and you know them very well.
TheLetterZero 7
Brett likes all of the third-person comments. Self-narration is awesome.
Chowi_fml 0
Did he look like Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons? :D
spaghetti_road 0
elle thought it was cute.. it's fun talking in 3rd person..
WakingTheFallen 2
Bee finds that Funny. Bee Laughed. But Bee also thinks it's sorta cute XD
oopsyipooped 0
SEINFELD!
IDopeboyFresh 0
Adam feels the same way