blind_date
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Todd is fine, and you?
Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the third person. Seriously. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Rachel thought this was funny
allmidnighteyes 11
Alan agrees with Rachel, and also just favorited this FML. Alan doesn't believe your life is ******.
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allmidnighteyes 11
Viking lover, eh? The hat gave it all away! I won't judge you, though. Rachel, you're in, too! After all, it's YOU our "guns" are "shooting" at dawn!
redbluegreen 41
You. Apparently I don't fit in. I see you with your meat, booze and manly man comment. The other Alan has scarred me for life though.
levicki 0
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful. **** you San Deigo. A.K.A - A whale's ******.
0r0ch1maru 0
What's so wrong with that? I do it loads of times Girls find it adorably endearing
TJStarzZ 8
Well, not this one. If TJ dated a chick who referred to herself in third person non-stop, TJ would assume she has a mental disability that TJ can't handle.
RubixMonkey 0
Alanis thinks that Alan is awesome. Girls dig guys who speak in third person because it means they are royalty. Alanis wants to know why OP did not bone Third Person Boy?
AdmanRulz 0
i dont see how your life is ******
padlarf 14
BOB! :D
feelingblue 0
timo finds this funny you should of keep laughing so he would be the one to post the FML=))
epicwinmaster 0
San Diego = whales ****** Anchorman FTW
levicki 0
Dam straight, that's why i posted it foo'
BakerMan_fml 0
So, did he **** block himself in the 3rd person too?