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Todd is fine, and you?

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the third person. Seriously. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Rachel thought this was funny

Alan agrees with Rachel, and also just favorited this FML. Alan doesn't believe your life is ******.

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Zara feels sorry for OP. Perhaps OP shouldn't go on blind dates anymore.

StrawberryPiez_ 0

ally thinks this is funny. LMFAO wow that must of been entertaining ur on a blind date with a retard muahahaha :p --drew roy <3--

deewubbsyou 3

ha thats awesome,yet creepy. :]

i talk in 3rd person sometimes... fml

do you smell what the rock is cooking?

Cami thought this was amusing. Cami has favourited it, but wonders why you didn't freak out this date by talking as though you had more than one person in your head.

OMG fyl bigtime :P

" Jimmies pretty sweet on Elaine!"

"Jimmy doesn't like misunderstandings"

So how did it go?