blind_date
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Todd is fine, and you?
Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the third person. Seriously. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Rachel thought this was funny
allmidnighteyes 11
Alan agrees with Rachel, and also just favorited this FML. Alan doesn't believe your life is ******.
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Comments (209)
lucich 0
the jimmy episode of seinfeld, ha.
plexico 4
plexico wants to know something about the date. plexico wants to know if you have a problem with people who don't use pronouns to refer to people's selves. Tell us something that will make plexico's day.
Intoxicunt 6
"Us" is a pronoun referring to people's selves.
plexico 4
"Us" referred to the entire FML readership which includes people who use pronouns. Nice try, though.
Dahlia_F 0
dahlia says to intoxicunt, you can't beat plexico, he will pwn you in the ass.
TheLetterZero 7
Sorry, "us" includes yourself with the FML readership, breaking the rules of third person. The correct way would be "plexico and everyone on FML" or something similar.
Intoxicunt 6
You're included in "us", otherwise it would be "they". #136 is right, as am I. NICE TRY. :) plex is going to do what to my ass? Did I agree to this?
meezer008 0
hahaha this is so funny everyones in third person now
redbluegreen 41
That is sort of the theme.
PlasmaWafflez 0
Fake. This is from the movie Valentine.
redbluegreen 41
Rachel wins.
DameGreyWulf 1
Methinks your blind date was trollin' Investigate. He might be hilarious.
XxWATERMELONxX 0
Jen thinks this FML is funny!! Jen just added this to her favorites!
Moore1 0
Serena lol'd. Oh yes, Serena lol'd hard.
jpopdream 0
LMFAOOOOOOO Yuna thinks Alan and Alan are awesome, and that Alan will win.
redbluegreen 41
GO ALAN! :D
ladiesman14 0
who was the third person ? i dont get it. i might be stoned.