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Todd is fine, and you?

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the third person. Seriously. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Rachel thought this was funny

Alan agrees with Rachel, and also just favorited this FML. Alan doesn't believe your life is ******.

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Phoenixman13 0

Jimmy likes this, Jimmy likes this a lot

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Jimmy D dont like that shit

hahaha, I'm willing to bet this guy was a fan if Sienfield ;)

LOL it's Jimmy from Seinfeld. A CLASSIC. OP that really sucks. Just don't call him. Or tell him your not interested, but don't be rude either.

HAAha. that would have been a tough situation to get through

So did he hook you up on this blind date with himself?

Was he Japanese?

Lolz at #6 + 8 lolz AND #144 just looked up and read that... **** that's funny.... I tried doing that a few years ago. without success. maybe I should try that tomorrow at school?.... no wait - wednesday. in social studies no wait again I can't cuz we rarely ever GET a chance to talk. if ever. well, I'ma try it at school anyway lolz funny....

britneylover 3

Billy wants to **** you hard in the ass. Thank god my name is Steven...