Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, we had a fire drill. I was the first to run out of the building, but in my haste, I tripped on the stairs, and rolled down the flight. When I got to the bottom, I tried to stand up, but my ankle was already swelling. What felt like the entire office watched as I limped to the designated meeting point. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, I tripped and fell going up the stairs, not once, but twice at work as I was leading customers through our building. I actually got bruises. FML
Today, the elevator at work was taking forever so I decided to make a change and take the stairs instead. I slipped on the second step and spent the next few minutes laying there as people asked if I was OK. My pride is bruised… as well as my ass. FML
Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML
Today, I was late for work and sprinted to catch the elevator. I made it just in time, only to realize I was in the elevator alone and had just dramatically dived into it for no reason. FML
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
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Markymark1202 12
At least you didn't go down alone..lol
KissMyButtocks 6
YOU CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!
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Comments (64)
LalaDee561 8
that only means that if anyone else falls, you're the first one screwed.
elenaunlucky 10
dont worry there are clumsier people than you like me and others
tufftimes 7
dominoes
tompou6 19
That sucks OP, I hope you and everyone else is fine.
False_Stupidity 42
Did you yell dog pile as you fell?
middlesister04 5
Hope you don't get sued.
mattrd_fml 31
more like F Her Life.
jellybeens_fml 16
I heard some people use over everything, like some burglars sue if they get hurt during a robbery. Wtf?
molliciousj 19
Sheesh that's unfortunate. Did you at least get to go home early...? Heh.
krad204 21
Damn physics, always ruining everyones day.