Today, with a single misstep, I managed to send myself and several others tumbling down a stairwell at work. An ambulance ended up having to be called for one lady. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, we had a fire drill. I was the first to run out of the building, but in my haste, I tripped on the stairs, and rolled down the flight. When I got to the bottom, I tried to stand up, but my ankle was already swelling. What felt like the entire office watched as I limped to the designated meeting point. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, I tripped and fell going up the stairs, not once, but twice at work as I was leading customers through our building. I actually got bruises. FML
Today, the elevator at work was taking forever so I decided to make a change and take the stairs instead. I slipped on the second step and spent the next few minutes laying there as people asked if I was OK. My pride is bruised… as well as my ass. FML
Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML
Today, I was late for work and sprinted to catch the elevator. I made it just in time, only to realize I was in the elevator alone and had just dramatically dived into it for no reason. FML
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
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Top comments
Markymark1202 12
At least you didn't go down alone..lol
KissMyButtocks 6
YOU CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!
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Comments (64)
coldashell 23
What you mean is"If I fall, F*#% you all, I'm taking everyone down."
jonnyboy89 10
wow op that sucks.I hope you wont get sued.
driinkbleach 18
Just a classic *shit happens" moment. Don't let it bother you too much.
rockhead1270 5
Next time read your iPhone going "up" the stairs. When you trip you'll be the only ass
Sandsh8rk 36
Well, accidents happen. I hope the other woman is okay.
arronu 9
human bowling, they need that on the olympics
Crofty92 17
The UK has a National Health Service meaning we don't have to pay for hospital visits.
worldclassrager 41
Take the elevator next time? Hope everyone gets well soon...
vikky538 29
I know u don't have any control over it...
SouthernLady12 13
So you can be the one squished?