Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML
Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML
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jsprackman 11
If it was Cinnamon Toast Crunch then it wouldnt be so bad...
skip_m 6
Step 1: Stop texting about this problem on your phone. Step 2: Go put on some clothes.....
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Comments (153)
grtfuldeadlovr 27
I'm guessing you didn't rake your roof off like you were recommended to do.
Master0fTheDark 13
I read 'take', and was like, WTF? Then I reread and understood :p
sexystyleist 8
Bahahahah I read it as take too!
buckdharma 38
What's this stuff, supposed to be good for you? It's Life, and sometimes you get full of it.
vbmg152 19
Was it Reese's Puffs?
cmbar831 14
Perhaps you could use the blanket of snow ;)
Jaden56 3
I'm used to weather like this. Canadian for the win. :) but yeah, that really sucks about your roof
doritowhore 9
It's supposed to rain here tomorrow, uh-oh
xrawritsashleyx 11
Am I the only one that realizes that he's worrying about being cold and not the fact that his roof just collapsed.... Lmao.
zombieslayer83 19
Thinking the same myself.
mattrd_fml 31
Your roof collapsed, yet you had time to post an FML...
crazytwinsmom 25
That's what happens when you eat on the couch instead of at the table.
baref00tmama 15
You needed a roof-rake. Now it sounds like you need a bulldozer.