Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML
Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML
Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
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perfectwinds 0
Dora's awesome. Haha. If you plan on having kids then you'll fit right in. May I suggest babysitting? =P
ArtsySwag 0
I used to have a lot of fun watching The Doodlebops :D. There's nothing wrong with being 21 and watching Dora The Explorer :)... the problem is it being the most fun you had all year =[ lol.
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LeLeMarie90 0
awww, when I babysit I watch little kid shows and I like Dora the Explorer!!! I wouldn't call it the most fun I've had though- you need to go hang out with your friends. Or watch Dora with your friends: while drinking
24788 7
Lol, reminds me of when I went up to my buddies cabin with two of my good friends. We got stoned and were really bored since it was early in the day. We decided to watch TV ,but my buddy doesn't have cable so we watched teletubbies. It was ******* amazing need less to say. I had a good time so no need for a FML. FYL since you think you're to old to watch a show.
Alejandro_fml 0
Hey man ignore the assholes who say you're a loser, maybe you were just in a weird scenario but the things you were doing, like dancing and singing is completely natural!! (not watching Dora tho heheh but to each his own). Heck, im a 20 year old guy and I love putting some nice dance tunes on and dancing/singing to em every now and then (even tho im actually a grunge enthusiast). So the thing I would suggest, hit a club, drink a lil if you're shy, and dance and sing your ass off (chics actually dig it, at least from my experience)!! You'll have a blast I guarantee it!!
fatfaceunited 0
Dude your day is just beginning! Now you can help Bob and all his friends fix it!!!!
Tehalon 0
Buy some pills and goto a party you boring sod!
Beerdnthrone 0
If you're a girl, thats kinda cute. If you're a guy you seriously need some help.
liuken 3
Were you at least high?
yesbutnotyou 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
andydawg8891 0
Blues Clues is better! A CLUE A CLUE!!!!
DownUndah 0
the wiggles are SOO much better then dora the explorer