Today, while waiting for a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry birds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from the hospital diagnosed with high blood pressure. It's caused by stress. My wife had a very long talk with my son about it. All the kid has been doing for the past 2 hours is scream at his Playstation. I'd rather be at the hospital. FML
Today, we had to take my mother to the emergency room because of high blood pressure. As soon as we got back home, she started scrolling through Facebook and getting angry at everything. FML
Today, in attempt to save a few bucks on visiting the doctor, my drunk husband tried to relocate his own disjointed finger, using a vice grip. We ended up with an $800 ambulance bill and then a welfare check from Social Services. FML
Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML
Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML
Today, my doctor told me if my blood pressure gets any higher, he could use me to reinflate the air in his tyres. FML
Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML
Today, I went to the doctors and was told I would need an inhaler. My mom came back from the pharmacy and told me the copay of $35 dollars was way too expensive, so she is making me use my cat's old inhaler. My mom values my cat's ability to breathe more then my own. FML
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Docbee 11
Warning: angry birds may cause elevations in blood pressure and a hatred for pigs
borkchop1992 15
Angryfail
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Comments (105)
Aaraeus 4
At least angry birds is living up to its name... Half of it, at least. Next step is for him to grow wings.
MagicallyFat 12
those gosh darn angry birds
Petronix 5
Tell him to download and play 5 minutes to kill yourself from adult swim. It will help after an upsetting session of angry birds.
Bleachfan_fml 0
Na. Play Dead Space. *That* shit is relaxing.
LilaBear 2
This sucks if it's true. But how do you know his blood pressure wasn't already that high?
ibhim 0
No more electronics for him!
sciencekidster1 8
Are you an angry bird?
juicifer 0
Recommend lightbrite..it frees the beast
BloodyMary666 24
I guss he´s an angry bird, huh? ;) (BTW: That game sucks, I can´t even fathom why it´s so popular)
kaaayceeee 0
Its amazing what games can do nowadays eh? Good luck.
perdix 31
Once he realizes his meds are $100, he'll be playing Angry Patient, and will require $500 meds. And why do those birds have to have such hostility issues?
jrmelon91 4
They have hostility issues because your mother is a ******* *****.
michabailey 8
Because the pigs stole their eggs.