Today, while waiting for a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry birds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from the hospital diagnosed with high blood pressure. It's caused by stress. My wife had a very long talk with my son about it. All the kid has been doing for the past 2 hours is scream at his Playstation. I'd rather be at the hospital. FML
Today, we had to take my mother to the emergency room because of high blood pressure. As soon as we got back home, she started scrolling through Facebook and getting angry at everything. FML
Today, in attempt to save a few bucks on visiting the doctor, my drunk husband tried to relocate his own disjointed finger, using a vice grip. We ended up with an $800 ambulance bill and then a welfare check from Social Services. FML
Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML
Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML
Today, my doctor told me if my blood pressure gets any higher, he could use me to reinflate the air in his tyres. FML
Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML
Today, I went to the doctors and was told I would need an inhaler. My mom came back from the pharmacy and told me the copay of $35 dollars was way too expensive, so she is making me use my cat's old inhaler. My mom values my cat's ability to breathe more then my own. FML
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Top comments
Docbee 11
Warning: angry birds may cause elevations in blood pressure and a hatred for pigs
borkchop1992 15
Angryfail
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Comments (105)
jrmelon91 4
Another stupid 'Angry Birds' FML.... yawn... SNORE...
rubyjames 3
angry birds is a helluva drug
suri23 11
So now he will be on medicine that is stronger, costs more, and will quite likely give him low blood pressure? Good job, sir!
nerdlover92596 0
And you didn't mention this to the doctor when he raised the medicine dosage?
Cheesecakee 11
Haha thats pretty hilarious
minichamp116 8
F***ING BIRDS!!! RWJ is the best!
jack_tells_truth 0
You married the dumbass, you deserve it
robberry 11
Now that's funny.
bubo_fml 11
If he was playing Super Mario Bros., he woulda had a coronary!
Noobkillerxx 0
That's one angry little birdie!