Today, while visiting family in the Czech Republic, I was told on two separate occasions that I looked like a Czech TV star. Flattered, I asked what the TV show was called. Turns out there's a Czech version of 'Ugly Betty'. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
You're just saying that…
Today, my mother and I got complimented on how we look alike. She's a German blonde and I was adopted from Vietnam. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML
Today, I had to explain to my teacher that Czechoslovakia is no longer a country. She kicked me out of class when she found out I was right. FML
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turtlellama 0
Your life isn't really F'd because America Ferrera is gorgeous, and they do a horrible job about making her look ugly on the show. (Yeah, I am first. :])
isthatmymuffin 0
not really ugly....more like frumpy.
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kaitlynadele 0
If the Czech girl is half as pretty as America Ferrera, I'd say it's a compliment.
lannaz16 0
meh, at least you look like a tv star :p
whitneyyy 0
Fake maybe
bluejet 0
I just googled the "Czech version of ugly Betty" and the girl is soo beautiful!
Twin_Uzis 0
Ugly Betty isn't ugly, so you're fine.
imdizzyhumpme 0
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mrnicety 0
yes i agree 47, there are less jaffa cakes than digestives Also yeh, ugly betty isn't ugly - maybe czech uggo ain't also?
kitycatt13 0
OMG I know how you feel. Me and my mom were getting a new mattress from sleepys. And the guy goes. "You know, you look like a famous movie star!" and I started to feel all good about myself. and he goes, "Oh yea I know who. UGLY BETTY!" I was sooo pissed. FML!!
shostakovich 0
Grow up.
skullbuster 0
What, do you ******* work for Sleepy's or something. What's with the mattress plug? If you are going to subject us to that type of shit, you need to cut us in on your commission!
blue_dude 0
ugly betty is hot; whats the problem?
thingymajig 0
well, america ferrera is actually really pretty, and girls in the czech republic r really good-looking too, so i don't see what the problem is
skullbuster 0
Czech girls are blech! And two more things: 1) She said she was compared to the "czech version" of Ugly Betty, which is not AMERICA FERRERA you dumb ******* nubs! 2) While America Ferrera is not fugly under normal circumstances, being compared to "Ugly Betty" is not a compliment so why don't you all give that supportive ho-hum a big fat rest, alright? OP: I'm sorry you are ugly, if these commenters want to be helpful, they will locate a support group for you in your area. You know what I hear, guys like easy girls who give out blow jobs...go with that!