Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in line at Chipotle behind the guy ordering for his entire office. FML
Today, after standing in line for most of my lunch break just to buy food, some asshole with a cart full of stuff cut in front of me. He claimed that he was there the whole time, and the whole line, plus the cashier backed him up. I missed lunch. FML
Today, I went to a new deli in town. While waiting in line, I hadn't made up my mind on what to order, so I let the guy behind me go instead. Turns out he was the hundredth customer, and they gave him his lunch for free. FML
Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonald's drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I pulled out of the line, only to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML
Today, I held the door open for an old lady, before realizing she was a teacher taking 20-plus kids to lunch at local burger joint, all of whom got in front of me in the line to order. FML
Today, a grown man yelled at me because he'd been waiting for 15 minutes and still hadn't been seated or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. FML
Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML
Today, after a long, tedious and annoying wait in line at the supermarket, my 5-year-old told the cashier, “Mommy says you’re too slow.” FML
Today, while checking out at Target, I had the choice of standing behind one lady or a long line. Naturally, I chose the former. Half an hour later, the long line had completely passed, and I was still standing behind the lady, who was now arguing with the cashier. FML
Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML
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ooitastic 0
Iʼll start with a taco, soft like a cloud I want mine crunchy, I like to eat loud. Iʼll choose a chalupa, Iʼll grab a gordita, and two taco salads for our senoritas. And a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream Itʼs a cylindrically shaped seasoned beef dream. A taquito. An enchirito. Some cinnamon twists. A chicken border bowl. Are you gettinʼ all this? Lol
whoareyou13 0
At least you had good intentions. :) What goes around, comes around; now someone will do something nice for you; and even if they don't, at least you're a nice person. :)
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Comments (82)
ianl87 0
see what happens when ur nice? being a dick does have its advantages...
lalalovebiancaa 0
YDI for being nice, this world is never kind to the nice. Lesson learned
myfordrocks1990 0
7- I love that video!
mrmaks18 7
there's so many of them it's no wonder they are always trying to cross the border
nonigz 0
thats why you dont let those little beans go ahead of you.
Hopersz 0
Ok you are complaining because you did a good deed and had to wait 30 minutes? **** you. Get over it. You shouldnt be complaining about doing it. Big deal it was a big order, lol you should have just had the kid order for you lmfao. Still though **** your life for bitching over this. You did something good and are being selfish about it because of 30 minutes? SMFH. Be glad you did something good and were kind and generous but dont piss and moan because you had to wait.
Garytt 0
me nu speaco inglash
ReginalUT 0
Ydi. For letting someone in front of you.
catcat882 0
u r nice
X_o_X_ocutie 0
hey the doctor prescribed me salty fries u can't blame my son for caring about his family LOL JK I DON'T HAVE A SON