Today, while painting a wall, I handed a bucket of paint up to my friend who was standing on the top rung of a ladder. She said she felt dizzy, and came crashing down on me, along with the paint on my head. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door because I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perched atop. She barged in to ask me what I'd said. FML
Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML
Today, my friend snuck up on me and yelled, "Gotcha!" I screamed and dropped a gallon of blood-red paint on my new, white kitchen floor. Now it looks like I've murdered someone in my kitchen. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that you shouldn't try to open a can of paint with a screwdriver. The lid flew off, and my kitchen floor now looks like an abstract art painting, which I could probably call, "Various blue splodges on wood canvas." FML
Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managed to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit my wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife came running out to ask what happened to the car. FML
Today, as a respected artist, I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML
Today, I was working on a painting and went to take a sip of my tea. Instead, I took a swig of paint water. FML
Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML
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Top comments
DontClickOnMe 28
Well look at the bright side. If you were thinking about changing your hair color, now you don't have to pay to get it done at a salon.
Jkolbly 11
Tell you friend to stop sniffing the fumes! Especially when standing on a high place with little foot support.
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Comments (76)
M0NK3Yz 2
bet op was looking up ... trying to see something not suppose to see
tylersign 11
Or just ******* standing there?
desireev 18
Is cursing and being rude really that necessary? Gosh... People are so rude and mean nowadays...
Birdie_Sage 0
It's raining cats and dogs! .... It's raining paint and humans!
DaKillaMafia 2
At least you don't have to spend time dyeing your hair now, right? No, I'm gonna go away now.
BunBunBabe 8
**** both your lives, not just yours, she's the one that fell from the top of a ladder and probably feels bad anyway
eyecon502 13
Just be glad you weren't putting up plaster. Or bricks!
zebralover23 14
You should of got your friend down from the ladder
kb021 18
Probably didn't have time..
fyl9907 0
This is unfortunate for you. But I think I'd be concerned about my friend who got dizzy enough to fall from a ladder.
rubberduckie94 13
Sounds like a three stodges episode. (grammar nazis help! I forgot how to spell stodges).
OhLohd111 11
*Three Stooges
rubberduckie94 13
Thank you. I hate it when I have brain farts.
DQEight 8
First I've ever seen someone call for help from grammar nazi
LuckyTroll 6
I think the phrase "I felt dizzy" woulda hinted something was going to happen
tnt227 4
Paint on your head but don't call you a paint-head!