Today, while over at a friend's house, I saw a framed picture of a young African boy on her fridge. I asked, "Oh, is this one of those kids you adopt from third world countries? My grandma does that too." She responded, "What do you mean? That's my cousin." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my wife of 5 years, with whom we have three kids, is actually my cousin. At a family dinner someone had pointed out how much she looks like my uncle. We laughed until she mentioned that she was adopted from the same town my uncle's ex-wife had a baby. A few questions and a blood test later, we all learned the sick truth. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML
Today, I met a nice girl and decided to ask her out. Later on she showed me a picture of her with her family, she was wearing red and everyone else black. I said jokingly "you look like the adopted child" only to find out that her had parents died and she was indeed adopted. FML
Today, I asked my coworker how she met the old guy from Squid Games. It turned out to be a picture of her with her grandmother. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, "Is this some photoshop job?" She responded, "No, we went to Thailand for a family trip, didn't we tell you?" FML
Today, I went grocery shopping with my grandmother. Our bagger offered to help load our groceries, to which my grandmother replied, "Oh, what a nice young colored boy." FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML
Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML
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Top comments
fadingaway 17
Black Canadians, white Africans. Whatever is this world coming to? -_-
fuzz97 23
OP probably thinks that an adopted child is like an accessory, since so many celebrities seem to enjoy adopting them
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Comments (79)
fattylumptard 1
White people live in africa too. You are all racist for assuming that the kid was black
Ins_Knie 2
Yes, because we've all seen the commercials for adopting third world country children with white kids in them... (rolls eyes) I'd stop with the political correctness when logic gets sacrificed.
immaMonsta 8
#34 I agree with 43...I've never seen a commercial for a third word country with a white kid on it. Just saying.
listo351 1
You're an idiot, that's all I'm saying
EduJav321 24
Is your friend black? Or at least black-ish?
AlaskaKid95 7
You don't have to be black to have a black cousin.
effedml 5
Blackish? WTF is "blackish"? Were you dropped on your head a lot as a baby?
Blacktom_fml 6
Black-ish is used to be called Mullato in the Americas or just Mixed in Britain
nathanc3433 7
Lol. Rough visit
naddification 7
Assumption makes an ass of you, and me.
imacatcher 10
It's assume makes an a** of you and me.
GoWithTheFro 10
* Facepalm*
rahrah765765 11
Was it you though?
simsima_fml 3
that's racist.
imacatcher 10
My friend does that and I thought she was kidding so I was like well I adopted 42 1/2 kids... Her saint of a mom believed me....
madigoosmith 2
Lol this is what people get for being ignorant.
listo351 1
Haha, that's a pisser!