Today, I found out that my favorite pizza place will no longer deliver to my area after dark because they've been robbed too many times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML
Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML
Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML
Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Today, I discovered that my family routinely waits until after my bedtime to order a pepperoni pizza, my favorite food. If that wasn't bad enough, I'm 17 and still have a strictly enforced bedtime. FML
Today I ordered an anchovy pizza without the mushroom. Instead, I got a mushroom pizza without the anchovy. Then, when I went to take it back, the store had closed. Permanently. FML
Today, I found out that my favorite coffee place, which I’ve been meaning to go back to for months, completely shut down. It was one of the only good things about my city. FML
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MetalxSoldier 26
Fyl and F the lives of the pizza guys that had to go through that. It's a shame when bad people prevent others from having nice things.
Tripartita 45
I know they mean well, but that's really only going to drive up the demand for black market pizza and benefit the criminals it ought to hinder. It's a vicious cycle.
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MetalxSoldier 26
Fyl and F the lives of the pizza guys that had to go through that. It's a shame when bad people prevent others from having nice things.
Alup132 22
Black market pizza, AKA cheese pizza, isn't pizza, just saying.
davidpropert 32
Did you mean to reply here?
childproofpizza 19
24 ur so right lol. cheese isn't a topping, it's them cheating you out of a topping
Lizza330 28
So either order when it's still light out or get it for take out.
dudeutookhrs 24
Other people always ruin it. Get your fix during the day!
Tripartita 45
I know they mean well, but that's really only going to drive up the demand for black market pizza and benefit the criminals it ought to hinder. It's a vicious cycle.
MrSassypants 34
"Hey, yo. You selling by any chance?" "What you want?" "I'm talking about that good stuff." "Be more specific." "I'm talking about that bread." "What kind?" "That good bread." "You don't mean..." "Yeah, I mean pizza." "Nah! The **** I look like? I ain't selling pizza. I don't **** with that. I ain't wanna ruin someone's life. That stuff addicting. I only did it once in high school. Never again. I only sell good ol' fashion crack like a normal dealer."
crudeandrudeguy 29
#4- I always find your comments very entertaining because you have such an odd perspective of things. Bravo
mezochan 29
It's true, though. The black market for pizza in Ohio is ridiculous. It's $60 for a slice of stuffed crust!!
Gastondeluxe 15
Time to move.
captainsmegma 12
Check and see if the you can still get chink food delivered. Maybe they'd be willing to stop and pick you up a pizza.
cnewton84 28
You could always go and pick up the food for carryout
sjhill 32
FYL but to be fair, it's a good reason to not do deliveries there anymore
SomeRandomUser 19
What kind of heartless douchebag robs the pizza guy?!
Myeyesbleed 15
a hangry one
yerawizardlizzy 27
Who knows. We had the same thing happen in my neighborhood a few weeks ago. It's weird.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
In my town a few years ago, a pizza guy was killed on his way for a delivery, and, I shit you not, the murderer made off with the pizza. ****** up world we live in, where somebody is cruel enough to kill a pizza delivery boy for just for the pizza instead of simply ordering some for themselves.
Tmansom 6
Do you live in Canton ?