Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML
Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
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flockz 20
18- at first i thought you were describing how to finger someone....
TeeHee124 0
Did you have a boner?
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Comments (200)
Freeze_fml 17
Should have thrown food in the aisle.
TraceCase_ 19
I think it likes you
BellaBoo8275 1
It? She's not a creature shes a human being.
landooooo 5
Hopefuly no bumps or potholes on the way there? o_o...could u feel ur legs?.. WERE THEY STILL THERE!?
doctor_awesome 8
No, they weren't there anymore. She ate them.
upyourzlolz 11
Freshmen always think they're the shit.
rattusrattus 19
Ickle newbies in schools ALWAYS think they're the shit, and they're right. In a "eww god I stepped in something gross" way, of course.
every1luvsboners 11
If the bus goes over an embankment and crashes into a concrete wall at 60 mph you'll be the only survivor. Thanks to Fatty McFreshman's blubbery side air bag keeping you in place.
sweetheartxoxo88 7
I would think a well timed "GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!" would be quite effective.
icanhazblivions 1
lol that's TOO funny
skarlly 10
kids these days.... So hostile
MyF_ckingLuck 0
Next time you see her use it as an opportunity to redeem yourself and become popular. Avoid fat comments so others that are her size don't get their feelings hurt for no reason. You know how it goes, the wimpy one that stands up to the bully gets the respect. I hope your situation improves.
copo37 7
You should have made a nice little sign that said " please stop feeding the zoo animals, I'm tired of being compared to a hippo."