Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
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strandy 2
Poor girl. Was she okay?
SavageOranges 0
Sorry but I LOL'd! :P
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Comments (88)
Lehk 9
YDI for being a paranoid spaz. get on some meds before you go out in public again
kyuhyunn 0
dumbass he was asleep -_-
tygerarmy 35
I used to work 16 hour days at two jobs, most of my sleep was on the bus or train. That and I've taught MMA and am in the military I may reflexively hit someone if startled. I've come close but always caught myself right before I hit them. Except for once when I was awake but zoned out 'cause of boredom and a friend surprise attacked me, she got hit in the chest.
WeTheLiving 4
LMAO
Maxaxle 0
Been there, done that. Except I don't normally cause such a stir.
tali666 0
u ass u hit a girl!!!! WTF!!!!!!
domolovesyoshi 33
he didn't do it on purpose
Twiggierjet 0
Why? Just because it was a woman? so, if it was a man he would have done nothing?
goliatron 9
That's what you get for being black...
Bathory_fml 0
Why is everyone focusing on the fact he hit a female and not the fact his reflex is to attack something OTHER than what scared him? :
letsloveliyah 0
haha MUSCLE SPASM!!!!
sherivengeance 3
dude how the he'll can you "reflexively" (is that even a word?!!!?!?) punch someone sitting in front of you in the face...