Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray. The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray. She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
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strandy 2
Poor girl. Was she okay?
SavageOranges 0
Sorry but I LOL'd! :P
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lAdykrUElz 0
your such a kier!lol
kurato 6
FYL OP, sorry but I have to ask( I know this sounded racist). Do you happen to be African American? It would explain to me why your reflex to be punching the first person you see, why there was 3 man to pin you down and the necessary of the police to be called.
supersparta4300 0
you are a motherfucking piece of amphibian shit. I guess some people are born to be stupid.
elmorous 0
Maybe cut back on the roids there, Conan. I once saw a guy punch a woman. Another guy beat him so bad he required facial reconstructive surgery. Served him right IMO.
dickster 0
I just understood your picture... I feel stupid.
Twiggierjet 0
Why? Just because it was a woman? so, if it was a man he would have done nothing?
Ever123 0
Omg zip it just cuz were girls doesn't mean were helpless! I'm in karate hockey kickboxing and boxing. Not all girls are little and helpless
Setareh23 34
I totally agree that not all girls are helpless, and can defend themselves quite well. But I'm guessing if another man felt the need to intervene, it was because she was clearly in the need of assistance.
SwiftKick2DA 0
damn Tyson! don't knock the shit out of every person that wakes you up. who the frig' falls asleep on a bus anyways. your lucky someone didn't punch you back with a good ole fashion hobo stab!
texasjalapeno_fml 0
tons of people fall asleep on the bus
And_Jelly 0
I'd prefer sleeping people that preeching homeless people.
NicoleMorganX3 0
because that would happen...
Gottaa_luv_Thiss 0
sure it would
Xquisite1 28
@16 Ignorant bastard.
iheartglasses 0
Yea I dont understand how punching, right after being startled awake, is a reflex either... And how tired are you to fall asleep on a public bus with strangers? I hope you get robbed next time
jujubanzen 2
It's actually not that uncommon to sleep on the bus when you have an actual job that requires you to wake up early
lemoncows 2
I think they skipped the pulling back part and kind of spastically thrusted his arm into her face
Hisbabyforever 0
this is the girl's fml and yours
Twiggierjet 0
Not your fault man, I have the same kind of reflex but so far this did not happen (mostly because i'm too paranoid to fall asleep on the bus). To those of you saying YDI for punching a girl, it was a reflex and quite honestly when it's self-defense I really don't care what gender, age, etc you are. I have a "its me or them" attitude.