Today, while on a tour bus, our guide told us that "Jimi Hendrix was like, uh, the Miley Cyrus of the '60s." I'm actually a committed pacifist, but I was already halfway out of my seat to choke the pimply-faced twat out before I managed to restrain myself. Now I'm scared of myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML
Today, I got a song stuck in my head and couldn't stop humming it, even during an important meeting. I didn't realise I was doing it until my boss stopped talking, looked at me, and said, "You OK over there Jim Morrison?" FML
Today, I overcame my stage fright and got up in front of a café audience with my acoustic guitar to sing a few of my songs. Some asshat kept yelling stuff like "NEEDS MORE COWBELL!" and "FREEBIRD!", which made me lose my nerve and flee. FML
Today, I hopped into what I thought was my friend’s car, sat down, and started chatting away about the trip to Vegas we were about to hit the road for. After a few moments of awkward silence, I looked up to see a terrified stranger staring at me. I was very close to getting maced. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I got to spend 4 hours on a bus with a group of selfie-taking teenagers who spent the majority of the time trying to harmonize while singing various songs. I'm pretty sure half of them were tone deaf. FML
Today, I was in an elevator when some awkward geeky-looking guy walked in. He asked me how my day was, but I said, “You’re not my type, don’t even try.” An hour later, I was at a concert. Turns out he was the lead singer of the opening band. He glared at me angrily when he noticed me in the crowd. FML
Today, I tried to overcome my shyness by warmly greeting the bus driver while entering it. I instead blurted out really loudly the words of the song my iPod was playing. FML
Today, I tried to take a photo of the guy next to me on the bus because he looked like one of the actors in Harry Potter. My flash went off, and the picture was so close-up it looked like I was documenting his acne. He glared at me for the rest of the ride, which was short because I got off at the next stop, nowhere near my destination. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
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Top comments
Aspen_Grace33 27
I'm sure I'm going to be attacked by Miley fans, but Jimi and Miley aren't even in the same category!!! Maybe you shouldn't have restrained yourself!!!
Arathis 19
I don't see Jimmy Hendrix twerking, or licking hammers naked.
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Comments (129)
AlexRen 21
How was that even a comparison? Where'd he get that from?
ThepurpleCow 19
Jimi Hendrix is in a whole other league then Miley! It's like he's in the NFL and she's in high school football.
Chibi_Kitten 24
Make that peewee as in elementary school football.
PirateLuigi 2
Horrible comparison, but if you feel the need to physically injure someone over something like that you need to chill out.
miracoria 10
Good for you for showing restraint! I'm not sure I would have in that position, haha. Hopefully he's a teenager that soon grows to know better..
azyjazy713 11
Yea, that makes me upset in a number of different ways.
SanpakuEyes 18
If I had been there you would have to hold me back as well! Unfortunately you really cant slap the ignorance out of anybody.
AFaye3964 17
This made my day! Lmao!!
evolute72113 9
Your rage is justified
Omniprism 15
Jimi was/ is way better than Miley. Gawd he could have chose a better comparison. Miley is weird and just trying to follow in her dad's footsteps. Jimi was a magnificent pioneer.
CSXIV 19
Don't worry OP: there are many here among us who feel the tour guide is but a joke.