Today, while on a tour bus, our guide told us that "Jimi Hendrix was like, uh, the Miley Cyrus of the '60s." I'm actually a committed pacifist, but I was already halfway out of my seat to choke the pimply-faced twat out before I managed to restrain myself. Now I'm scared of myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML
Today, I got a song stuck in my head and couldn't stop humming it, even during an important meeting. I didn't realise I was doing it until my boss stopped talking, looked at me, and said, "You OK over there Jim Morrison?" FML
Today, I overcame my stage fright and got up in front of a café audience with my acoustic guitar to sing a few of my songs. Some asshat kept yelling stuff like "NEEDS MORE COWBELL!" and "FREEBIRD!", which made me lose my nerve and flee. FML
Today, I hopped into what I thought was my friend’s car, sat down, and started chatting away about the trip to Vegas we were about to hit the road for. After a few moments of awkward silence, I looked up to see a terrified stranger staring at me. I was very close to getting maced. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I got to spend 4 hours on a bus with a group of selfie-taking teenagers who spent the majority of the time trying to harmonize while singing various songs. I'm pretty sure half of them were tone deaf. FML
Today, I was in an elevator when some awkward geeky-looking guy walked in. He asked me how my day was, but I said, “You’re not my type, don’t even try.” An hour later, I was at a concert. Turns out he was the lead singer of the opening band. He glared at me angrily when he noticed me in the crowd. FML
Today, I tried to overcome my shyness by warmly greeting the bus driver while entering it. I instead blurted out really loudly the words of the song my iPod was playing. FML
Today, I tried to take a photo of the guy next to me on the bus because he looked like one of the actors in Harry Potter. My flash went off, and the picture was so close-up it looked like I was documenting his acne. He glared at me for the rest of the ride, which was short because I got off at the next stop, nowhere near my destination. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
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Top comments
Aspen_Grace33 27
I'm sure I'm going to be attacked by Miley fans, but Jimi and Miley aren't even in the same category!!! Maybe you shouldn't have restrained yourself!!!
Arathis 19
I don't see Jimmy Hendrix twerking, or licking hammers naked.
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Comments (129)
SauceySarah 30
No worries, I'd feel the exact same way. Jimi and Miley are on two completely different spectrums. Miley Cyrus isn't even close to Jimi Hendrix's standards.
decado 6
We need a name and location from you. Justice must be dealt.
BMX_Josh 4
Why did you have to refer to him by pimply-face? You think he controls it? Get a grip.
MzZombicidal 36
He calls it how he sees it.
AcrusaderA 10
No, you didn't. I don't see how this made it onto the site itself, but this is the biggest load of bull ever. Either you aren't a pacifist, or you weren't out of your seat, quit making shit up.
PokeZilla 9
I'm surprised you were the only one ready to kill him. Did the other people on the bus not hear him or something?
lina21 12
It's an FML for your tour guide that he has apparently no real grasp on music and time comparisons
derpina72 23
Deep breaths man, deep breaths.
yoshiyakiryu 20
That comparison is incredibly wrong. I'm not sure who I'd have compared Jimi Hendrix to now (I don't think there's anyone), and I don't know if there's anyone in the past I'd have compared Miley Cyrus to. However, you need to get a grip. The tour guide's action doesn't correlate to your violent and angry reaction.
simsgirlgem 25
you should of I can assure you anyone who hates Miley and loves Jimi would send cash for lawyers
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Anybody who compared Jimi Hendrix to Miley Cyrus is uncontrollably stupid.