Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML
Today, I was peeing when I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside, I got a new look. FML
Today, I thought I was clever for doing my laundry while multitasking and making dinner. When I went to transfer my clothes from the washer to the dryer, I discovered that I'd accidentally washed a pack of gum that was in my pocket. The gum had melted into my favorite shirt, and I now have a sticky mess to deal with. FML
Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
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Top comments
lcharlie 0
shave it off. looks better anyway...
eastsidehippie 0
Time for a hair cut? Btw, u should totally give urself a Hitler pube, u know, just the style. No offense to any jews.
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Comments (179)
ccristinaa 0
nasty shit
PinkUnicr0n 0
Serves you right for having pubes.
radioactivepork 0
That is just gross
Mgm_Eboy 0
Yuck Hey Whats A Flop As In Flop Fml
juggaletteninja 0
it's an FML that has been voted "you deserve it" more than "I agree your life sucks" (:
kitkatkelly 0
Oh ow. No one deserves that. "YDI for not shaving?" I'd like to see any of those commenters shave their pubic hair just once, deal with razor burn, painful itching and ingrown hairs, then see if they can stand doing it ALL the ******* time. Idiots.
hawkiiz 0
why don't you do it properly? it's not that much work you know :)
fourchancookie 0
46.. you are rude and stuck in the 70's, many people shave there pubic hair and your a minority
JaelynJ 4
there also waxing, and Nair products. shaving daily isn't that bad you just need to do it right and at least once a week not at a constant because it does hurt to shave every day, unless you hair fine hair or your used to it.
DoNotEnter 5
Every shower I've taken for the last 5 years I've shaved in.... Just saying. I get razor burn every once in a blue moon and I have really sensitive skin!
RiChY_BaBy08 0
gum in the hot tub.... i guess. and yeah maybe shaving would've been ideal
jay_rae 0
dude, you should shave. no grass below the waste. gross.
jay_rae 0
#46. its call hygiene. you should try it. im a girl. i shave. and, frankly, i do not get any of which you described.
gothymama 0
Dude, #46, I shave and I'm 8 and a half months pregnant! I can't even see it without a mirror LOL! But I have to or else I get super itchy, and well, I'm not a guy, so I don't want to be scratching it all the time lmao! It does feel much better when it's shaved! And to the OP... OUCH! Time to get out the scissors and snip those pubes.
alex_vik 1
Why were you chewing gum in the hot tub? I have a feeling this was written by a teenager, as most are chewing gum all the ******* time.
boreddoubletears 0
You must know a lot of teenagers to know that most of us chew gum all the time.