Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML
Today, I was peeing when I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside, I got a new look. FML
Today, I thought I was clever for doing my laundry while multitasking and making dinner. When I went to transfer my clothes from the washer to the dryer, I discovered that I'd accidentally washed a pack of gum that was in my pocket. The gum had melted into my favorite shirt, and I now have a sticky mess to deal with. FML
Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
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lcharlie 0
shave it off. looks better anyway...
eastsidehippie 0
Time for a hair cut? Btw, u should totally give urself a Hitler pube, u know, just the style. No offense to any jews.
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Comments (179)
HeyyTonie 0
You deserved that, if you are going to be in a swimsuit, you should have your pubic hair shaved.
Stay_beautiful 0
I'm with #94....you're not shaving, yet wearing a bathing suit? What if your suit slides over...then everyone sees your pubes? **CRINGE** That's ******* disgusting dude/dudette. Someone needs to take a hygiene class. You're downstairs probably wreaks like ass from all the sweat that builds up during the day. Do you realize how easy your making it to catch pubic lice? EWW!
Geeksaywhat 0
well, that's repulsive.
ChaosZirconia 0
I think God's telling you to shave.
Kylias 6
Um... ew... sounds like it's time for a trim... e_e;
piink_hearts 0
ohhhhhhhh that sucks soooo baaaaaad. u poor thing. oh my god I feel soo bad for u. Jesus CHRIST that must have hurt..
brookester23 0
Lmao, good thing you didn't plan on hooking up with anyone that night. xP Good luck getting it all squeaky clean there bud!
Jellybones 0
#96 Please describe more disgusting things that can happen with pubes.
redsoxmisfits 0
Pubes are gross...
heeystefi_fml 0
why do you have 'pubic hair' in the first place ew.