Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
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edraptor 11
I hate people
Jowisee 29
You just can't win with some people.
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Rababco 29
Men can like kids too without being sexually attracted to them. Men become fathers, just like women become mothers. Have people ever seen Full House? It's proof that men can be just as loving and affectionate towards children as women. Joey wasn't even related to the girls and he was never accused of being a pedophile. What about "Three Men and Baby"? That was a movie about men taking care of baby and they weren't pedophiles either. There are very few men in the education field, especially in Elementary because they are probably afraid of being called pedophiles. Women can be pedophiles too but it's not considered as big of a deal. There was even an episode of George Lopez that makes fun of the double standard.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I'm willing to bet that when other women tell her that, she actually acknowledges it as a compliment and would probably start up a conversation about her child's life story. It's a sad world we live in where guys can't find babies/children adorable because idiots like that women will go as far as to accusing them of being a pedophile. PS for all those idiots out there, women CAN be pedophiles too.