Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
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Top comments
edraptor 11
I hate people
Jowisee 29
You just can't win with some people.
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Comments (90)
writerchic85 26
Yeah then you have the other end of the spectrum where parents let their kids hang all over strangers without saying anything or doing anything about it.
whyme9000 12
The world we live in
worldclassrager 41
What baby isn't cute?
marcranger 29
All of them.
Justincolon22 15
Some people make me sick.
ww431 15
It's a shame people have to be like that, don't let it put you off though! I'm sure most aren't like that! :)
daemonsparta 16
a male? showing positive emotion towards a child? MUST BE PEDO! logic fail
C001Gir1 17
What the f... heck? Nowadays, a guy can't says a baby is cute without being a pedophile?
esco760 6
you're cute
pitapizzaparty 18
Those are the same parents who walk away and leave their kid trailing 5 feet behind them.
trevore24 4
Beinga guy comes with the unfortunate treatment that if you're near kids or say something for relevant reasons such as saying a baby is cute or taking a younger sibling to a park then a lot of times you'll be labeled a pedo or sex offender.