Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
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Top comments
edraptor 11
I hate people
Jowisee 29
You just can't win with some people.
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Comments (90)
MDoremis 38
People are way too sensitive.
brycemash 9
I dont get it
mld4657 28
wow.... I don't want to live on this planet any more
NYM88 26
I heard they are looking for people to go to Mars. Have you volunteered yet?
mld4657 28
Wanna join?
ObeyTheWaves 11
Not rare for a guy to be mistaken for a pedophile, just for liking kids, unfortunately.
qdawg06 23
This is why people can't give compliments. Everything is taken way out of proportion and treated like a threat.
dirty_dan_ 15
You should've told her that the creature holding it was ugly
CoffeeGirl2000 7
Bitch should just take the compliment, most human babies are ugly as ****.
Solano2580 24
New Mother
Mynamewontfi 40
Doesn't only happen in America. Experienced this shit myself here over in the Netherlands. Guess you can't be kind anymore.
ejs9576349 16
I hate people! What has this world come to?