paulinapo
Staten Island, United States
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Help!
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Makati City, Philippines
Pants down
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Dinho
United States
No good deed…
Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML
Anonymous
Today, my husband was finally moving out. I picked up his enormous duffle bag full of clothes to help get him out faster, and I threw out my back. I now can't move. I can't even wipe my own ass. FML
Anonymous
Greenville, United States
Pain in the ass
Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML
PeedMom
Cedar Bluff, United States
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Anonymous
Pushing the envelope
Today, I was constipated and strained so hard that I threw up into my pants and all over my shoes. I was at work, and no, I didn’t have a change of clothes. FML
Anonymous
Fort Collins, United States
Estoy Poopin
Today, I cracked my back while pooping at work. It was so bad I had to go to the hospital and get carried out of the toilet by paramedics. A $4,000 bill later, my coworkers will not shut up about how funny it is. FML
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Brokeback Fountain.
Likian5 26
Just curious as to how you throw your back out in a bathroom...nonetheless, be thankful that stranger was kind enough to help you instead of leaving you there.
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rokolodo 10
Are u male or female? Either way be thankful he didn't rape u and left, or stayed.
ethanman82 8
as long as your pants were the only thing that got put "up" i would say all is well.
Pstraka6 20
At least someone was friendly enough to help you out in such an awkard situation!
momo8896 4
Awwww, I sorry. I threw my back out in the shower at home. It was bad enough having my family help me out and get me dressed. Take care.
skyeyez9 25
A slipped disc or degenerative disc disease can "throw out your back" by doing simple things like getting out of bed, or sitting down. That bulging disc presses on the nerves and its horrendous pain. So painful, you cant move and need a stranger to help pull up your pants. You dont have to be doing something like gymnastics or ******** furiously in a public toilet to throw out your back.
clevercake 21
most awkward conversation ever.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Good people still do exist. On the plus side I'll be looking for their Fml on here.
cmb8280 24
Aww, at least someone was kind enough to help you in your time of need. There are plenty of people out there who probably would've just laughed and taken pictures.
AttentionSeeker 6
Thats a shitty situation
grtfuldeadlovr 27
I'm sorry that happened to you. I hope your okay.