Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
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nesteremily 31
"And that, kids, is how I met your grandfather!"
KingSquisher 13
Nightmares coming true. Glad it wasn't me and good luck. Blech...
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Comments (34)
vikky538 29
I love the part where you said "parts"
ImAFaker 29
Lol tHat part But yeah just say genitals
DanielleinDC 34
Ah, the joys of public transportation. This is why I bury my head in my iPod or my smart phone while on the bus. I still suspect it can't block everything out, but it helps. Eesh.
Elgrin 15
Did the bus swerve, or are you just happy to see me?
maikeru1979 23
Justme...where do you live in MT? guessing either Missoula, Bozeman or Billiings. I am from Hamilton. sucks that you had to go through this. not that there is anything wrong with going commando but if there is a way that things can be seen"accidentally"(think he did it on purpose to show himself to random people) should take care not to be flashing random people as that could be considered a type of sexual harassment
Mac_Anderson 15
Can't be Bozeman, people can't face each other on the buses here, maybe zoo or billings.
pjsr 33
That was you?! I'll pick you up tonight at 8, my love.
dirtyknuckles12 2
You wanted to slob on his knob
alfalfalaffa 17
I hope it wasn't particularly pungent down there...
species4872 20
Parts? maybe a jigsaw puzzle.
species4872 20
Don't forget to swallow.
Isa_fml 20
Good lord. Penis. It's called a penis.