Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML
Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML
Today, I went out on a date with an ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex-girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
Today, I went on my first date since my husband passed six years ago. My date’s ex-wife happened to be at the restaurant he picked, and he confessed he expected her to be there. Without missing a beat, I told him that’s a perk of dating a widow, never running into the ex. Evidently a bit too dark for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
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Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
Why would you talk to an ex while on a date?
FFML_314 12
Think before you speak.
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Comments (113)
roxy999_fml 0
i agree with #20
OochenSnoochen 15
How do you agree with a question?
XArmyof1x 6
It's a rhetorical question therefore you can agree or disagree with it
Cupcaken 0
you can't go through life, automatically assuming that everybodys everybody died.
livetodisco 0
She had no idea that his mom just died...so it wasnt her fault. She was just trying to make conversation so she could see what's Wrong. But a total bummer indeed!
daniel_acelticsf 0
just another example of why you should never talk to your ex
jamjelly386 5
why did to you bother walking up to him? you should've been a bigger person.
machiko_fml 0
YDI for not thinking before you speak. Idiot.
dagoat 0
pity ****
WorkThatButt 2
Even if she hadn't died, its a horrible joke..
Rick_S 3
Yes, yes, F Your Life because you made a stupid comment to an ex-boyfriend. Not his, because his mother died or anything. Try to think of others, and not be so selfish next time.
billyme 4
This is a site about humiliating stories, don't be so serious about it.
juliag0rawrx3 0
bitch