Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
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Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet stall and realized too late that there was no toilet paper left on the roll. I had to awkwardly shuffle around in a panic, knocking on the stall walls to ask for help. The guy in the next stall over gruffly said, “Dude, be a man, just use a sock or something.” FML
Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
Today, I woke up to use the restroom, because I had to take a shit. There was basically no toilet paper left. I asked my boyfriend if he could go get some. It was 1 a.m. He said he’d go when the stores were open, then told me to just rinse off in the shower. FML
Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
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Top comments
xMnky 8
Looks like you're shit out of luck.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
You seem like you're talking from experience...?
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Comments (112)
DotDootyDot 17
You should always check before you go inside...
False_Stupidity 42
Assuming there is a next stall....
mythicaltimes 15
That's the worst.
ZombieFoxes 3
That's some shit luck you two got there.
Edumcg 24
What did you do OP? O.O I can't find a way out.....
MsKatieFace 11
what gets me, is it's the complainers who insist public restrooms are dirty who make the most mess. I've never peed or crapped on my toilet seat, as i seriously doubt anyone else who uses the toilet normally has. It's when you start refusing to sit down and try to hover over the hole or put tissue everywhere that then falls off all over the floor or ends up half in the toilet getting pee on it soaking up the paper that mess happens. If people would just use them how they were designed there wouldn't be a problem. Seat covers must be an American thing, even the most high end expensive places in the UK I've never seen them once.
amisenho 11
The majority of Americans have developed this germ phobia mindset that anything they touch will kill them, which is why we've seen an influx of hand sanitizers and toilet covers in recent years; sanitizers aren't nearly as effective at removing bacteria as good old soap and warm water, and toilet covers are just overkill. If people learned to wash their hands often and remembered to not shove their hands into their mouths after going to the bathroom, they wouldn't need these false senses of security.
mrmozard 4
Fuuuuck!
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
Gotta check before you sit down. I've almost taken a shit in a stall that someone pissed on the TP
Raefy 10
Always check for tp before sitting. ALWAYS