Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I saw a news story about how wearing flip-flops is dangerous. I scoffed at the ridiculous study and went about my business. Three hours later I accidentally ripped off my toenail. While wearing flip-flops. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, I was already late so I sprinted to catch the bus. Just as I jumped on, my left shoe flew off, and I practically tripped over my own feet, falling flat on my face in a bus full of strangers. The driver asked, "You OK Ma’am?" while stifling laughter. FML
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
Today, I ran to catch the subway, slipped, and my pants ripped across the back. I got on the train trying to cover the hole, only to realize the train was packed with people staring straight at my underwear though my fingers. To make it worse, my phone started playing loud music and I froze as I considered which situation to fix first. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
If only there was some sort of warning telling you to mind the gap... Oh wait.
ilovenerds_ 1
Why didn't you just take the other one off?
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Comments (148)
imright24 0
YDI for wearing flip flops. Everyone has to listen to that slap-slap-slap against your nasty, dirty feet all day. It's as disgusting as listening to someone hack up a loogie from their sinuses every minute.
abcman94 0
stupid comment........ people where I live wear flip flops all the time. they're not just for the beach
lil_miss_shorty 2
Mind the gap.
rawrgoesthedinos_fml 0
so you lost a flip-flop, and your life is ******?-_-
nickbouz 3
I agree 48
coffee_enima 0
better than walking home with one leg
bauerd 0
#49 is a man
imhowie 2
MIND THE GAP! YDI for not following those words of wisdom.
imhowie 2
@40 you obviously have some unresolved trauma in your life involving feet. Contact me if you need the number of a psychiatrist.
tooniceforgirls 6
YDI for not wearing shoes! Flip Flops are for the beach or the pool but not for daily footwear. Not only do you expose your feet to all kinds of hazards and dirt, but also it is very nasty to look at dirty feet. There is no question your feet are near black from all the grime and dust sticking to your natural perspiration by the end of the day.
joykill123 0
seriously, a FLIPFLOP?!?! just get a foot sized piece of wood, put some yarn through three holes, sand it, and POOF!! it's a flipflop!