Today, while eating at an outdoor café, a man on the street came up to me and said, "My girlfriend is sexier than you, bitch." Thanks for the confidence boost. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML
Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
Today, at the Y, someone told me I had a cute ass. I liked that until I realized: a) a woman said it; b) I'm a woman; c) I'm straight; d) it's my first compliment in 2 years even though I'm 25; and e) I'm so in need of positive attention I ran after this woman to ask for a date. Me desperate much? FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
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Top comments
GenevieveL 0
Yeah, Angelina Jolie is probably sexier than you too. Who cares what some drugged out asshole on the street says?
Foxracingluver 0
think of it this way... he said his gf was SEXIER which makes u sexy but her more.. so if anything he was calling u a sexy bitch... damn girl damn ur a sexy bitch a sexy bitch damn ur a sexy bitch damn girl!
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Comments (164)
nmx2 2
If you ever see that douche again, OP, the correct response is "you look like a turd, so either you have money, or your girl's probably cheating on you."
rainbowteehee 6
I would have said "my boy friend is sexier then u, ****.
paprika_pilipili_fml 14
There are some seriously deranged ppl out there...
fantasyworld 39
What is wrong with some people?
Liamj774 36
Sorry OP that sucks big time
CaroAurelia 12
That's a douchey thing to say. I mean, technically he should think his girlfriend is sexier than other girls, but you don't say tht.
nemcali 34
I am pretty sure he meant his imaginary girlfriend ;) he is an idiot
CaroAurelia 12
Well, he should think his girlfriend's sexier than everyone, but that's still incredibly rude.
fullerkate3 17
I don't understand why people have to be assholes to complete strangers
lccc_ 18
this reminded me when a guy messaged me like 3 times and when i didnt reply he said youre ugly my girls way better than you. like wtf is that.