Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML
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Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML
Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML
Today, I found my son's dead goldfish. Apparently, when it died he didn't flush it. Instead he placed it in one of my socks, placed that sock in a jar, and set the jar in the back of my closet. The fish has been dead for over a month. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML
Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML
Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML
Today, I realized I'm missing my diamond earrings. After ripping apart the vacuum bag and exhausting all other options I'm pretty sure my new cat ate them. I'm going to go sift through several days worth of cat shit now. FML
Today, I found the Christmas candy that I'd hidden a year ago. Turns out I wasn't the only living creature who had found it. FML
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WordAficionada 19
Poor fishy.
wtfomfgfml 14
Oh my Cod. I bait you weren't happy.
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Comments (69)
brianlarkin 7
How are you doing spring cleaning if it's summer?
BabyrooKid 11
Well, looks like you were half right.
Marie314 17
Either your cat left the remains or you did the impossible and lost your pet fish
cahishaw07 3
Omg... talk about a damper. ...
lilmiss2013 3
yucky!!!
murrrrf 12
I lost a fish once. Went to bed with six in the tank, woke up with five. No cat, nothing bigger in the tank to eat him. Still haven't found the little heifer. At least you got some closure
Mira Lux 26
We use to have two coy fishes that stayed in a open tank. It was a really bad idea being they both jumped out almost every single day
mateoazanza_ 1
Spring cleaning ? Dude, it's summer.