Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, an old lady came to the bank where I worked at to apply for a loan. She obviously didn't qualify for one as she has no income coming in. She looked so pitiful, so I changed a couple of her information so she could. She reported me and I got fired. FML
Today, at my new job, a coworker offered to help me mop the floors since she wasn't busy. I ended up getting written up by my boss for supposedly being too lazy and making other people finish my work. FML
Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, I got in an argument with my boss and I dared him to fire me because he has always said he couldn’t run the shop without me. Turns out he was just being nice all this time, my job could in fact be done by his 14 year-old niece with no training in two thirds the time. Yes, he fired me. FML
Today, I was short shifted at work because one of my employees decided not to show up. Furious, I wrote her up and made predetermined judgments about her. When she came in, I went off on her for being absent and leaving me stuck. She then informed me her mom tried to commit suicide. FML
Today, while I was walking home, I noticed an elderly man in a wheel chair trying to paint his garage so I went over to help. His response was verbal abuse and a slap to the face with a wet paint brush. FML
Today, I assisted my first customer at my first job as a Target cashier. When I rang up this lady's items and gave her the total, not only did she hiss at me and spit in my face, but she also dragged my manager over and demanded that he fire me. He did. FML
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harrypotter955 19
Kick him in the nuts
cr3ativity 15
**** everyone's lives. But really? Just this instance of helping an employee led to said employee's termination? What the serious ****.
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Comments (205)
bugmenotmofo 34
Well, damn it. That's why I don't help people unless they ask me - good intention can actually make things worse. Perhaps she'll find another place. Or perhaps not. Consider contacting authorities - union or whatever it is called.
Ozxkar 6
You are a good person OP. Happy new year.
ninjaghost99 10
He is a jerk! I'm sorry for u ):
Huey_Freeman 4
That's awful...but just curious, why are all the comments assuming the boss is a man?
blazon_paradox 23
Not so much **** your life, but *hers*... :-
Sly_Assassin 11
Not your fault OP. You were just being respectful
SApprentice 34
I find this whole FML just so depressing. I feel bad for you, OP. I really hope that old lady is okay.
hryffff 11
That.............is....................so................sad
Sinkhole 26
You must have a fetish for periods.
Eivana 37
I can't stand elderly people being treated like shit. If I could hold my temper long enough, I'd have just said that she had already helped me before he even noticed me helping her.
Crzysht96 3
Sounds like a great case of age discrimination.