Today, while at work, I got fired because I was 'hitting' on my boss's wife who also works in the same company. Since when does 'asking for paper clips' mean 'hitting on'? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML
Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, at work, a man punched me in the face because he said I took his son's job. He meant both me and his son applied for the same job. He also asked to speak to my boss, because he thinks I "cheated." FML
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for sexual harassment. I was shopping after work, and I had to get my female manager to give me a package of extra-large condoms from the lockbox. I could not convince her that I was not flirting, and she took it to HR. FML
Today, I was fired, all because I asked my manager for help on the line when we were short staffed and he was on his butt in the office. He said it wasn't his job to help us. Apparently, asking your manager for help when you're busy gets you fired. FML
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Top comments
howitsdone 0
we all know paperclips aren't what you really wanted
starberries 0
Hey, baby. How about a nice big handful of those sexy paper clips?
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Comments (73)
Cazzybum 11
Unfair dismissal anyone?
nikkirl5 1
there are ways ...
fmllvr01 0
aww tht sucks maybe she didn't like you and lied to Jim saying you did??
Mr25_fml 14
His wife was a ***** anyways
Coolbreezer 0
did you at least get her number on the exit?
pfunk129 1
were you wearing pants?
massivelyskilled 0
We all know you didn't ask for paper clips... you probably yelled at her for not being able to find your god damn clips. You are not telling the truth, you deserve it
chickinova 13
paperclips.... the sexyest thing ever xD
laurenxo20 3
Haha, that's nothing. Apperently going to my next class walking by someone means hitting on too.
ThePessimist 7
Attention ****** like her are so good at believing in their own fiction