Today, while at the movies, I had an uncomfortable amount of gas that I couldn't hold in any longer. I waited for a loud part in the movie to conceal it and took my chance. Problem was, the loud part ended abruptly. I didn't. FML
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Cristoforo 17
To follow up, I was watching Star Trek: Into Darkness (really great movie) and the only ones sitting next to me were my friends. We were sitting in the middle front, I could hear a few "ew's" from the rows behind me but I heard more laughs. I kept my face straight forward and tried to pretend it wasn't me lol
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friedchickenpie 14
Don't bring your kid to school; he'll tell all of your students!
jnanderson 16
I salute you, brother
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Comments (135)
martin_martian7 11
Who cares? Everyone farts (:
xx000o 27
#18, Just like everyone picks their nose?
bReLiNg 18
If you wanted more space, you coulda just have found a more open area. No need to take others out with a fart.
worldclassrager 41
Best idea was not to hold it in...that supposedly makes it louder...
dancinggirl900 17
That's what bathrooms are made for my friend.
zandalee 20
What? You have never accidentally let one rip?
olpally 33
Anyone else smell rotten eggs? *vomits* dammit op! Im trying to watch the hangover part 3!
Poppy8127 15
This is what I do. I keep it in for a couple seconds then slowly release it. It may feel like its going to come out loud but trust me it won't.
RVAriverRAT88 9
At least you didn't shit your self.
ShakeDisPlace 10
well at least OP didn't "crop dust" everyone by trying to run out of the theather.
medenbm 8
One of my friends did this during Skyfall and i couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes.
cjwise11 9
Haha shoulda used the bathroom then you wouldn't have had to 'conceal' it