Today, while at the movies, I had an uncomfortable amount of gas that I couldn't hold in any longer. I waited for a loud part in the movie to conceal it and took my chance. Problem was, the loud part ended abruptly. I didn't. FML
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Cristoforo 17
To follow up, I was watching Star Trek: Into Darkness (really great movie) and the only ones sitting next to me were my friends. We were sitting in the middle front, I could hear a few "ew's" from the rows behind me but I heard more laughs. I kept my face straight forward and tried to pretend it wasn't me lol
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friedchickenpie 14
Don't bring your kid to school; he'll tell all of your students!
jnanderson 16
I salute you, brother
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Jemm_fml 29
You should have stood up and bowed at the end.
LyraAlluse 25
There is nothing wrong with farting. It's natural and everyone does it. Heck, I ripped a big fart in the store just today.
iwadasn 33
Everybody pees too, but that doesn't mean it's acceptable to do it in public.
Genociiide 15
difference being: -you don't have to whip out your penis, or pull down your pants. -its just gas not liquid or a solid. PS who the hell goes to the bathroom EVERYTIME they have to fart?
CambodianAssHole 4
I dont care where I'm at or whoever is around...
Mookiisfabulous 15
You should of blame it to the person beside... "Oh god... You sick person" get up and move quickly...
Zebediabolical 45
If you're ashamed or embarrassed by natural bodily functions then excuse yourself from the room. Since you tried to hide it and /failed/, YDI.
emuexport 4
Fart loudly and be proud !!!!, as long as you don't shit your pants it's fine
Cristoforo 17
To follow up, I was watching Star Trek: Into Darkness (really great movie) and the only ones sitting next to me were my friends. We were sitting in the middle front, I could hear a few "ew's" from the rows behind me but I heard more laughs. I kept my face straight forward and tried to pretend it wasn't me lol
jnanderson 16
I salute you, brother
Muffin_boo 12
Own up to your manliness and be proud! I salute thee!
wifey08 13
You should have joined in with a "Eww" and looked around like you were disgusted ;)
mb2_native 15
Personally, I'm the type that would burst out laughing and raise my hand o/ hahah or start waving it to people who are disgusting by a natural bodily function :p Side note, don't fart when you need to go #2 bad situation for me in front of my girlfriends mom -_- LOL
middleagednurse 22
Fart long and prosper, dude.
WonkeyDonkey 10
You're spose to turn around and blame the person next to you ;) LOL
admiralfeb 13
The movie was good as for action... But ruined Khan
fareith 15
I would have laughed
hej2010 15
That movie is good!
threer 30
#102, you just really obviously copied #97, ya stupid bitch.
shrode65 6
You disgust me. There are these places called RESTROOMS.
TisAPenguin 16
Oh, no! Don't fart in public! Not like it's a natural bodily function or anything! Hahaha
xassass1nx 11
Have u ever been in a situation like that? You don't just get up and go at the most exiting part of the movie -.-
aidanrulz11 10
It was a fart RETARD!! :D
ViviMage 40
So do you go into a kitchen to belch?
jmar411 12
Yeah and miss five minutes of a movie that OP probably paid 8 bucks to get into and then more of buying concessions.
AwkwardPimp 5
8 bux? More like 15 nowadays. I'd love to know where you can still see a movie for 8 bux....
serisu 16
Where I live matinee tickets are $6 and night time weekdays are $7.75.
erikav9669 11
What are they guna do pause it?
Cristoforo 17
I wish movies were 8 dollars where I live. It's about 12 - 12.50 for a regular and about 16-17 for IMAX 3D or just 3D
HopelesslyCiara5 19
Where I live, the local theater's evening tickets are $5.
countryrose92 23
There is a theater here that releases movies 2 weeks to a month later then others and only charges 3$ a tickets. Otherwise the theater is 6.50. But popcorn is still 5.50 a bucket. Wtf? Lol
Panda_Shy_Haven 17
And YOU disgust ME. It's called not getting to one in time. And also called a bodily function! As if you've never farted a day in your life. Let alone farted in public.
tjshatescra 8
If I paid for a movie, I would want to get up to go to the bathroom just to fart...just sayin'.
The_weird_one_2 13
In Lansing Michigan it's only 7 dollars some day like five
The_weird_one_2 13
When u call it a local theater no wonder their only five bucks
1217jonathan 15
Damn I wish it was that cheap where I live lol
lyssgross 16
Wtf are bux?
gloooooria 14
I'm paying then I'm staying. Farts and all.
jessreallysucks 19
I know I'm years late but holy shit you guys are so lucky, movie tickets are like $25 here
iwadasn 33
If you have that much gas, go to the bathroom. Would you piss yourself to avoid missing any of the movie, too?
PulseShock 9
That's the worst analogy I've ever read.
keeper801 8
Yeah calm down its just a fart. Everybody farts
jeepers_1 21
Better spend every day in the bathroom then, humans release gas all day without even noticing it most of the time.
darktank 3
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha