Today, while at the movies, I had an uncomfortable amount of gas that I couldn't hold in any longer. I waited for a loud part in the movie to conceal it and took my chance. Problem was, the loud part ended abruptly. I didn't. FML
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Cristoforo 17
To follow up, I was watching Star Trek: Into Darkness (really great movie) and the only ones sitting next to me were my friends. We were sitting in the middle front, I could hear a few "ew's" from the rows behind me but I heard more laughs. I kept my face straight forward and tried to pretend it wasn't me lol
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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friedchickenpie 14
Don't bring your kid to school; he'll tell all of your students!
jnanderson 16
I salute you, brother
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DjMonroe95 11
Someone saw fart and the furious
jnanderson 16
Nice ass gas
Ceejay1 13
Try and hide the sound ,you do know you can't hide the smell .
Solid_Hippo 4
I always wait for the shoot outs. they last 10 danm minutes every time.
deaper 16
Best way to handle a fart that you can't hold in is to act like a really crude fool and just let it rip loudly and then raise your arms up with a loud "YEAAAAH!" You'll get a few chuckles and eye rolls but you won't have to be embarrassed!
ddinspire6 10
Wear a thong next time or go to the bathroom wow
interesting33 37
Your username makes this even better!
ArsenicReload 1
Why couldn't you have gone to the bathroom?
wtffml1979 22
Really? Go to the bathroom? C'mon it's a fart not ********. Let it go and keep watching.
illegalbeagle69 23
Be proud.
Q10 5
Sucks to suck