Today, while at the movies, I had an uncomfortable amount of gas that I couldn't hold in any longer. I waited for a loud part in the movie to conceal it and took my chance. Problem was, the loud part ended abruptly. I didn't. FML
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Cristoforo 17
To follow up, I was watching Star Trek: Into Darkness (really great movie) and the only ones sitting next to me were my friends. We were sitting in the middle front, I could hear a few "ew's" from the rows behind me but I heard more laughs. I kept my face straight forward and tried to pretend it wasn't me lol
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friedchickenpie 14
Don't bring your kid to school; he'll tell all of your students!
jnanderson 16
I salute you, brother
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Comments (135)
Kyle_Kawi27 7
You should have looked around and said "dang who claims that one!"
AshaAudacious 8
Hahahahaha that's awesome!! :D
erikav9669 11
Be glad it was just a fart..
nutellurrr 3
Lol, I almost did that but kept it quiet.
hoffmanam 13
don't ya just hate it when that happens
bubble_burst 16
why frat and waste it when you can burp and taste it...
xx000o 27
Just ask yourself: What would John Wayne do?
bmazzagatti 4
If I had a dollar for every time that happened to me I'd probably own like 13 Ferraris
Kleptomatikk 7
You don't simply leave a Star Trek movie..
zomgbies 17
Fart Trek: Colon of Darkness epic rip OP. wish I could've been witness to that.