Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I did laundry at a laundromat for the first time. I then folded everything on the table, until an old man tapped my shoulder and said, “Uh, those are my socks.” I'd neatly folded his entire load of laundry. He took it back without a word. FML
Today, I was in the changing room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
Today, I spent over $20 at the laundromat doing two weeks of laundry, just to avoid using the facilities in my apartment complex and having to deal with my creepy landlord trying to steal my underwear again. FML
Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML
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skittihorse 8
Smart old man.
chong420 0
You must have a nice ass
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Comments (176)
borkchop1992 15
how did you manage to figure out that thats why he was doing that?
ProjeKtSC2 8
Yah I was wondering the same thing haha... She said without her knowing but she must've found out some how!
DKjazz 20
"Old hairy man"? Santa Claus?
shift_love 13
Fred?
flockz 20
Mrs. Claus.
TheAntidote 5
I see what you did there.
sr101998 0
Dad?!?!
graham11 14
14- FML is so festive these days!!
Gravy77 0
How any times did you bend and check before you caught on, and more importantly how many of your cloths were ruined?
twofirstnames 12
That's just... umm... Creepy. I suggest you never go there again.
beebananaz88 0
At least he didn't put the quarters in your butt (;
DKjazz 20
Strangely, that's what I thought of first. Great minds think alike. ...
IcyJack 7
Or crack an obscure sexual pun, like "Hey baby, you can push my Coin Return all day long"
Joey44 15
D:
kemando 22
lol cool pic, My Little Cloney... Trooper.
heyyy464 1
Free quarters
Isoldael 27
That's... Creepy. How long did it take for you to figure out? It must have struck you pretty fast that the timer showed a longer time rather than shorter. O.o
DrMaverickRanger 4
It actually sounds like it tool her quite a while to catch on...your baby is adorable! How many hatchlings were there?
Isoldael 27
Had 11 hatchlings :D. Couldn't keep them all though, so have some to friends / sold then :(. Anyhow, I don't really like going this off-topic here, so if anyone's up for snake talk, just drop me a message (might take a while for me to respond because I'm usually online from my phone). On-topic - yea, it sounded like it took op quite a while to realize, plus squatting is a better option so I was tempted to vote ydi for a second... But no. Having such creepers around still qualifies as FYL imo :)
bubo_fml 11
Did Gramps try to insert his quarter in the wrong slot?
rubberduckie94 13
thats why womwn are supposed to squat when picking things up or checking timers on machines. that is the one lady like thing my mom taught me